No Concession
11/03/2004 - The Gollum campaign pledges to continue the fight. "Every vote must be counted", says campaign manager Grima "Wormtongue" Galmodson. More ....
From the roots of the mountains, from the depths of night, a candidate with the strength and the will to change American politics in 2004. Unlike the other contenders for the presidency, Gollum has real experience of back-stabbing, treachery and murder by stealth, experience which will be invaluable in the fast-moving world of international politics.
In these dangerous times, America needs a strong president more than ever before. This isn't the time for a touchy-feely liberal do-gooder - we need a candidate who's not afraid to get his long, bony hands dirty in the rough'n'tumble world of politics. A candidate for whom corruption is not just a word, but an entire lifestyle.
America spoke. From his fetid pond in the depths of a lightless cave, Gollum heard and shuffled blinking into the day. With your vote, ultimate power can be his. Vote for a change. Vote Gollum.
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