Donations received

Summary of donations to the Gollum 2004 campaign.

George Bush and John Kerry have each raised hundreds of millions of dollars to further their own designs on the office that rightfully belongs to Gollum. While contributions to the coffers of the Gollum for a Better America Campaign have been initially slow in coming, we know that more and more of you will be reaching deep into your pockets to help us out, as the election date draws closer and the armies of savage orcs begin to gather around your trim little homes in the suburbs.

So don't waste time. While you still have breath in your abject bodies, reach deep into your pockets and use our online donation form to give generously to the Cause.

To those of you who've given already, thanks - but don't let that stop you giving again. And for those of you who haven't, here's a list of what we've raised so far so that you can reflect on the generosity of our other supporters, reflect on your own meanness in comparison, and reflect on the interesting expression that you will be wearing when we plant your miserable stingy head on a spike on the battlements of the Barad Dur. And then give, little maggot, give from the depths of your soul and the bottoms of your coffers. Before it's too late.