http://www.gollum2004.com/blog/ The official weblog of the Gollum 2004 "Gollum for A Better America My Precioussss" campaign. en-us 2006-10-17T20:06:17+00:00 http://www.gollum2004.com/blog/archives/000004.html We wonders, doesn't we precious, why everyone is being so nasssty to that Mr Rumsfeld. We likes him, we does. Maybe, after the nice voterses elects us, we offers him a position in our Cabinet, hmmm? The Mouth of Sauron... gollum 2004-05-09T14:10:25+00:00 http://www.gollum2004.com/blog/archives/000005.html Ssssssss. Nassssssty hobbitses.... gollum 2004-05-17T14:26:17+00:00 http://www.gollum2004.com/blog/archives/000006.html This is always the hardest time for any campaign. Things are always easier once battle is joined, and the delightful blood-letting begins. Some of our campaign staff are developing political ambitions of their own. The Lord of the Nazgul would... grima 2004-06-17T02:19:14+00:00 http://www.gollum2004.com/blog/archives/000007.html We at the Gollum Campaign are very excited to reveal that the candidate has selected as his running mate his longtime alter ego, Sméagol. The candidate informed himself of his decision last night, pausing only to remind his new running... grima 2004-07-06T14:59:54+00:00 http://www.gollum2004.com/blog/archives/000008.html Nice voterses! Vote for nice Smeagol, yes?... smeagol 2004-07-20T00:56:51+00:00 http://www.gollum2004.com/blog/archives/000009.html You haven't got any voters.... gollum 2004-07-20T01:02:20+00:00 http://www.gollum2004.com/blog/archives/000010.html Nice voters! If you promises to vote for Sméagol, I will promise to be very very good. Sméagol will get you nice jobses, and lovely homes and schoolses and lots of fisssssh. I personally guarantees to bring a nice fresh... smeagol 2004-07-20T01:52:47+00:00 http://www.gollum2004.com/blog/archives/000011.html Yessss, vote for ussssss! And then after they elects ussss... maybe we keeps fisssssh for ourselfs. We'll see, won't we, precious?... gollum 2004-07-20T02:21:14+00:00 http://www.gollum2004.com/blog/archives/000012.html Nasty babyses. gollum 2004-11-01T22:36:45+00:00 http://www.gollum2004.com/blog/archives/000013.html We at the Gollum Campaign would like to extend a heartfelt "Thank you" and a cold, moist handshake to all those who favoured us with their support at the polls today. We treasure each and every one of you, and... grima 2004-11-03T00:01:19+00:00 http://www.gollum2004.com/blog/archives/000014.html Gollum has NOT conceded defeat. grima 2004-11-03T12:45:51+00:00 http://www.gollum2004.com/blog/archives/000015.html Alien loves Predator loves Gollum. grima 2005-05-06T12:56:00+00:00 http://www.gollum2004.com/blog/archives/000016.html The webtroll has fixed the polling mechanism. Calloo, callay! grima 2005-09-06T21:43:36+00:00 http://www.gollum2004.com/blog/archives/000017.html "Ssspamm ... ssspamm ... we hates it forever, preciouss ..." grima 2006-07-10T08:02:25+00:00 http://www.gollum2004.com/blog/archives/000018.html grima 2006-10-17T20:06:17+00:00